Any of the following you're about to read or watch as you scroll down this page is not to be ripped or copy attempted. It is asked for respect towards all the members of this clan and the people that spent their precious time preparing this thread. Credits for every single banner of this topic go to -KageBoy-. But if it is ugly, then it goes to Akatsunara.
And also, if you actually care who came up with the idea of new title name, then it was this pink hair man. Click.
Origins: The origins of Magna Shiya, you ask? It really wasn't anything special, but I'm here to try and make up something to make it sound the least bit interesting. Well, the legend began five hundred years ago, when an Earth invasion led by the mutant 4-K47-SUN4-R4 - also known as Bob - was planned. But of course extraterrestrials don't exist so that never happened, sending us all the way forth to three years ago when our sweetest Portuguese love Akatsunara was playing Naruto-Arena in his underwear. A normal, peaceful day like any other, until the moment he started to think. Needless to say, this unfortunate change of events had a great impact on our planet when he came up with the idea of making a clan with the help of his fellow graphics making skills. It is said this is what started the ozone hole. LOL YEAH, AKAT RIPPED THE EARTH A NEW ONE. PUNNY.
The clan idea hit the ground running, making Akatsunara's clan start up big with the glorious name Mango Shiya (later known as Magna Shiya), and its sexy 32-1. But soon it had a meltdown when the clan leader and sole member of it e-disappeared out of the blue. Not like no one cared back then. I mean, lets be honest, there are tons of one-man clans nowadays. And what's up with their clan names, man? Just yesterday I got invited to one named "Dark Ninja Shinobies of the Dark Leaf". Seriously?
Evolution: The dead two months made Akatsunara came back to his virtual life with a bam. And just like cool guys do in the movies, he didn't look at the explosion behind him. Together with his best friend Photoshop (ain't that lifeless?), he made miracles that surprised Baby Jesus himself. Notice the "himself" without a capital H. That's how much the clan reduced godly power when it was fully released. That's what she said.
The clan obviously started to become stronger and stronger, finally evolving to Charizard and quickly turning it into one of the most well known clans in the history of Naruto-Arena, all thanks to its respect, bonds and troll-free pawnage. Well, not that troll-free. Anyway, the clan had all it needed to be big. And big they were. I mean are. Yeah, big they are. Not as much as they were, but that'll do.
Uprising: Magna Shiya is currently bi-winning more than ever before, putting Charlie Sheen to shame. With 4 friends on Facebook and 7 on Myspace, no one will ever dare to surpass us, because if someone does, we're in deep crap. After sundown, right before sleeping, with no love, no life, no history, we're sneaking on your fridge, stealing all your kool-aid. We have ascended to a whole new level with no MissingNo's or Rare Candies used in the process.
We are Magna Shiya. Now bring us some lemonade.
No, wait. We're big boys now. Bring us some god damned cold milk.
Takeover: As Magna Shiya finally got ready of its cancer, no one would expect for it to gain legs, arms and a worrying superiority complex. Soon that nameless cancer would me renamed as.. Chemical X. Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of EVIL! Dun dun dun dun. Sorry, got a little off track here. But yeah, X would soon make his comeback and he wouldn't be satisfied by only being a regular member of the clan. He strived for power and he wouldn't stop until he'd reach the top. Long story short, it didn't take much time until Akatsunara realized his compareless inferiorness when compared to X's oh so smart campaign strategies. So yep, Magna Shiya will now be renamed Ponyville.
Also, he doesn't live in a farm. He's a healthy little city boy that happens to have a white goat. DO YOU HEAR THAT VERS?
X for leader.
Yesterday: Ponyville is filled with Hunger Games, shirtless men, punny jokes, drama, semen, hot girls with problems, BRs, testosterone puddles, non-kontributions, many weird Za's sicknesses, Fluttershys, ugly Barca players, racism, homophobia, etc etc etc. What to think of all of this? Well, to sum it all up, I'll quote Freddy Mercury's famous song and say "I don't wanna die, but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all *Guitar solo*".
Nah, but in all seriousness, we're alright. Until Kage comes back from his inactiveness, that is. When that time comes.. lol we're doomed. Mark my words. RIP MS Forums 2010-2012.
And now: The clan leader, Akatsunara is missing, the clan is in great danger! We must find him, where shall we search first? No one knows. But as his e-Bro, Kage took over and is out on a search for Akatsunara. There is also a special reward if you find him. Click Here for a picture of him. Yes, this is a missing report more than a history, who really cares about clan history's? Fur real. BREAKING NEWS! Someone just spotted him having some fun with a dog, but he ran away, the search is still on! Here is a clip of him with the dog. Click!
© Credits for this legendary history that no one really cares to read go to the half amazing half box, XtremameN & Me (Well the last part anyway).
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I would like to take a minute to thank our new clan leaders (Demon and X) for being much more awesome than our old clan leader (Kageboy) was. Kageboy is such a pitiful person, the guy is awful, I am not the only one who thinks so but so does all the other Shiyajins, apparently, he is their martyr. A few days ago MS was really inactive, but then Kageboy came to power, everything changed, MS' steady heartbeat became faded, but now that X and Dem are in charge, MS has come back to the awesomeness it was before, actually much more awesome than when Akatsunara/Kageboy was in charge.
So let us all, thank the great Kageboy for being in LR, we love you!