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>Sleep over at friend's house and meet her older brother (18) (27%)

>Eat dinner with them (10) (15%)

>Offer to wash the dishes for everyone (3) (5%)

>Mental note of which spoon is friend's older brother's (3) (5%)

>Lick entire spoon while in kitchen with no one watching (22) (33%)

>Wash it afterward like nothing happened (10) (15%)

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:05

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Any of the following you're about to read or watch as you scroll down this page is not to be ripped or copy attempted. It is asked for respect towards all the members of this clan and the people that spent their precious time preparing this thread. Credits for every single banner of this topic go to -KageBoy-. But if it is ugly, then it goes to Akatsunara.

And also, if you actually care who came up with the idea of new title name, then it was this pink hair man. Click.

Origins: The origins of Magna Shiya, you ask? It really wasn't anything special, but I'm here to try and make up something to make it sound the least bit interesting. Well, the legend began five hundred years ago, when an Earth invasion led by the mutant 4-K47-SUN4-R4 - also known as Bob - was planned. But of course extraterrestrials don't exist so that never happened, sending us all the way forth to three years ago when our sweetest Portuguese love Akatsunara was playing Naruto-Arena in his underwear. A normal, peaceful day like any other, until the moment he started to think. Needless to say, this unfortunate change of events had a great impact on our planet when he came up with the idea of making a clan with the help of his fellow graphics making skills. It is said this is what started the ozone hole. LOL YEAH, AKAT RIPPED THE EARTH A NEW ONE. PUNNY.
The clan idea hit the ground running, making Akatsunara's clan start up big with the glorious name Mango Shiya (later known as Magna Shiya), and its sexy 32-1. But soon it had a meltdown when the clan leader and sole member of it e-disappeared out of the blue. Not like no one cared back then. I mean, lets be honest, there are tons of one-man clans nowadays. And what's up with their clan names, man? Just yesterday I got invited to one named "Dark Ninja Shinobies of the Dark Leaf". Seriously?

Evolution: The dead two months made Akatsunara came back to his virtual life with a bam. And just like cool guys do in the movies, he didn't look at the explosion behind him. Together with his best friend Photoshop (ain't that lifeless?), he made miracles that surprised Baby Jesus himself. Notice the "himself" without a capital H. That's how much the clan reduced godly power when it was fully released. That's what she said.
The clan obviously started to become stronger and stronger, finally evolving to Charizard and quickly turning it into one of the most well known clans in the history of Naruto-Arena, all thanks to its respect, bonds and troll-free pawnage. Well, not that troll-free. Anyway, the clan had all it needed to be big. And big they were. I mean are. Yeah, big they are. Not as much as they were, but that'll do.

Uprising: Magna Shiya is currently bi-winning more than ever before, putting Charlie Sheen to shame. With 4 friends on Facebook and 7 on Myspace, no one will ever dare to surpass us, because if someone does, we're in deep crap. After sundown, right before sleeping, with no love, no life, no history, we're sneaking on your fridge, stealing all your kool-aid. We have ascended to a whole new level with no MissingNo's or Rare Candies used in the process.
We are Magna Shiya. Now bring us some lemonade.
No, wait. We're big boys now. Bring us some god damned cold milk.
Hoe.

Takeover: As Magna Shiya finally got ready of its cancer, no one would expect for it to gain legs, arms and a worrying superiority complex. Soon that nameless cancer would me renamed as.. Chemical X. Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of EVIL! Dun dun dun dun. Sorry, got a little off track here. But yeah, X would soon make his comeback and he wouldn't be satisfied by only being a regular member of the clan. He strived for power and he wouldn't stop until he'd reach the top. Long story short, it didn't take much time until Akatsunara realized his compareless inferiorness when compared to X's oh so smart campaign strategies. So yep, Magna Shiya will now be renamed Ponyville.
Also, he doesn't live in a farm. He's a healthy little city boy that happens to have a white goat. DO YOU HEAR THAT VERS?
X for leader.

Yesterday: Ponyville is filled with Hunger Games, shirtless men, punny jokes, drama, semen, hot girls with problems, BRs, testosterone puddles, non-kontributions, many weird Za's sicknesses, Fluttershys, ugly Barca players, racism, homophobia, etc etc etc. What to think of all of this? Well, to sum it all up, I'll quote Freddy Mercury's famous song and say "I don't wanna die, but sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all *Guitar solo*".
Nah, but in all seriousness, we're alright. Until Kage comes back from his inactiveness, that is. When that time comes.. lol we're doomed. Mark my words. RIP MS Forums 2010-2012.

And now: The clan leader, Akatsunara is missing, the clan is in great danger! We must find him, where shall we search first? No one knows. But as his e-Bro, Kage took over and is out on a search for Akatsunara. There is also a special reward if you find him. Click Here for a picture of him. Yes, this is a missing report more than a history, who really cares about clan history's? Fur real. BREAKING NEWS! Someone just spotted him having some fun with a dog, but he ran away, the search is still on! Here is a clip of him with the dog. Click!

© Credits for this legendary history that no one really cares to read go to the half amazing half box, XtremameN & Me (Well the last part anyway).

Previous Threads: First thread / Second thread / Third thread / Fourth thread / Fifth thread / Sixth thread
Links: Chatbox / Forums / Recruitment Topic / Profile / Graphics Archive / Official Logo

-KageBoy- wrote:

Attention
I would like to take a minute to thank our new clan leaders (Demon and X) for being much more awesome than our old clan leader (Kageboy) was. Kageboy is such a pitiful person, the guy is awful, I am not the only one who thinks so but so does all the other Shiyajins, apparently, he is their martyr. A few days ago MS was really inactive, but then Kageboy came to power, everything changed, MS' steady heartbeat became faded, but now that X and Dem are in charge, MS has come back to the awesomeness it was before, actually much more awesome than when Akatsunara/Kageboy was in charge.

So let us all, thank the great Kageboy for being in LR, we love you!

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:05

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- Meet the Shiyajins

Akatsunara,
Akat, Joao or Akatsunara or real life Ivankov, is the clan leader of Magna Shiya. He is a proud Portuguese, always bragging about his Afro (even though his hair looks like pubic hair). So what next? Yea, he is a really cool guy, easy to get along with, fun to talk to (I'm kidding, his sense of humor sucks). A few minutes ago, Portugal just lost the Euro 2012 Semi-Finals in a penalty shoot out VS. Spain, so right now he is probably crying in his room while stuffing pillows onto his face. ~ Written by -KageBoy-

Yukiuzamaki_2,
The 3rd person joining Magna Shiya, he is already a part of the clan's furniture. Despite being a common british person, someone told him he was actually good at making rhymes and he won't seem to stop making them even if no one actually enjoys them. Yuki is obcessed with gangster stuffs, such as wierd names (E.g. oG or Supremez) and he wish he could change his color skin from white to black. The business he's a beast at is the VFX, as he is an Intermediate Vfxer. Being lazy, always finding excuses, he owes 3 AMVs to his beloved clan members! ~ Written by Akatsunara

DemonFoxNinja,
Demon is an interesting fellow. Hailing from the “glorious” country, United States of Murrika, Demon is obviously an intelligent individual. With insight like no other and his famous response “Like my dick (smirk,) he is a unique and fantastic addition to the Shiyajin family. Demon loves to play his PS3, host tournaments and make e-sex with e (and IRL) virgins. Now it's my turn (Kage), alright, we all like to make fun of Demon, but he doesn't get serious which is the best part, he goes along and jokes, fun to talk with and really awesome guy, even let me borrow his precious namecolor. He only gets pissed off when you say "Tourney rage quitter" Cause he once abandoned a tourney he was hosting ~ Written by Reissyboy & -KageBoy-

-KageBoy-,
I'm not very sure this is an appropriate way to start a bio but Chal is AMAZING. He's a nice guy, a flamboyant graphician and a good friend. He can be a fag at times but most of the time he's just the smooth guy eveyone wants to chill with every now and then. At first you may think he needs to grow up but he can be a very calm mature person when needed. Needless to say that he loves jerking off while listening to Skrillex and gets a boner everytime he hears a dubstep vibe. However, probably his main and most important habit is making fun of Jiraiya's sister, definitely good at it. Finally I think that he's a likeable jerk the type of guy we always love to hang around with. So yeah, Hurray for Chalboy! ~ Written by Valew0w

Jiraiya_666,
Jiraiya is the 2nd Goat God, whom you can describe as a gallant girl lover (and sometimes men). Being one of the elder Goats, he hones the supernatural instinct of stabbing and throwing you off a cliff, making him a real douchebag at times, since he is a master in the art of trolling (or so he likes to believe?). Even so, he's the type you can count on in desperate situations (like when you need some good porn) and you can bet he won't let you down. Why does MS need him? You ask, because he is one of the most active psychopatic whores around here... so viva la esperanza! ~ Written by Valew0w

Reissyboy,
Been here a while. Yea, awesome guy. Written by Akatsuki-Joshy

Akatsuki-Joshy
Joshy is a fantastic recent addition to the Shiya army, I would know, I invited him. With an amazing taste in music, (no pop, no shit-hop, no dubshit), he makes good conversation. Josh hails from the United Kingdom of Greatness, which obviously, makes him better than most of the clan by default. A musician like me, Joshy is a true Shiyajin at heart. Written by Reissyboy

LazyDude1,
Lazy is about the cutest thing to roll out of Canada albeit Ellen Page. Jheeze, Ellen Page is amazing. Anywho, Lazy is great at mentoring me about in-gaming since he owns, and well, I don’t. He is also pretty awesome to talk to and is very easy to become friends with since he’s likable. The only thing is… he likes My Little Pony. I’m not one to judge. Written by Reissyboy

-KageBoy- wrote:

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:06

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Magna Shiya | Official Tournaments

First of all, I want to give a big thanks to zeyadeez for going through 500 pages just to find every single link of Magna Shiya's tournaments.
A special event hosted by Magna Shiya where any single tournament is always different of the previous and following one. Any active member is allowed to host one as long as a leader is asked permission for such. To get the template, there's just some clicks to do until you reach it. Anyways, here's an instant way of getting to it: Click for template.

First Season
Tournament #1 - element5
Tournament #2 - EroShennin1994
Tournament #3 - element5
Tournament #4 - element5
Tournament #5 - danielromero
Tournament #6 - Ike-sama
Tournament #7 - Itachirulz21
Tournament #8 - ZeuS-SaSuKe
Tournament #9 - Tobi92
Tournament #10 - Nestoruki
Tournament #11 - niksancheto
Tournament #12 - danielromero]
Tournament #13 - danielromero
Tournament #14 - deidara_04
Tournament #15 - neji_uchia95
Tournament #16 - EroShennin94
Tournament #17 - Laziest
Tournament #18 - Laziest
Tournament #19 - Itachirulz21
Tournament #20 - Lethalninja657
Tournament #21 - SeKToR_br
Tournament #22 - espad0
Tournament #23 - danielromero
Tournament #24 - MOBJOBNARUTO
Tournament #25 - MOBJOBNARUTO
Tournament #26 - Nalex
Tournament #27 - Final_
Tournament #28 - waterone
Tournament #29 - jozy
Tournament #30 - afshin91
Tournament #31 - voltage-kidd
Tournament #32 - fstyle77
Tournament #33 - Hiei520
Tournament #34 - Tobi92
Tournament #35 - kazylax
Tournament #36 - CurlyhairMV
Tournament #37 - doom-bringer
Tournament #38 - espad0
Tournament #39 - Master_Cold
Tournament #40 - tisdale3
Tournament #41 - ShadowKiba311
Tournament #42 - tzica_la_francai
Tournament #43 - skills13
Tournament #44 - Tobi92
Tournament #45 - kazylax
Tournament #46 - Tobi92
Tournament #47 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #48 - ZeuS-SaSuKe
Tournament #49 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #50 - GaaraOfTheSand92

Second Season
Tournament #51 - voltage-kidd
Tournament #52 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #53 - 1234567890asdf
Tournament #54 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #55 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #56 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #57 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #58 - grizlislt
Tournament #59 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #60 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #61 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #62 - Tobi92
Tournament #63 - Raiyza24
Tournament #64 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #65 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #66 - Jiraiya_666
Tournament #67 - kismie124
Tournament #68 - DINO-_-
Tournament #69 - maldea
Tournament #70 - Master_Cold
Tournament #71 - Naruto10144
Tournament #72 - voltage-kidd
Tournament #73 - kazylax
Tournament #74 - Luffy
Tournament #75 - voltage-kidd
Tournament #76 - itachi_uchiha6th
Tournament #77 - uberscout
Tournament #78 - AkatsTobi-San
Tournament #79 - GUTTS11Kido
Tournament #80 - mengo456789
Tournament #81 - narutokyuubi12
Tournament #82 - Vaprc[
Tournament #83 - fox777
Tournament #84 - Kakashi1506
Tournament #85 - maldea
Tournament #86 - diego-nobre
Tournament #87 - maldea
Tournament #88 - ZeuS-SaSuKe
Tournament #89 - BTIshadowBTI
Tournament #90 - ZeuS-SaSuKe
Tournament #91 - espad0
Tournament #92 - loxa222
Tournament #93 - thwayset21
Tournament #94 - AkatsTobi-San
Tournament #95 - Final_
Tournament #96 - AkatsTobi-San
Tournament #97 - Mohamed1452
Tournament #98 - Jamevex
Tournament #99 - itachi_uchiha6th
Tournament #100 - lady_immortal (Special edition with 32 players)

Third Season
Tournament #101 - nsfate18
Tournament #102 - lady_immortal
Tournament #103 - Cruzer_1GB
Tournament #104 - loxa222
Tournament #105 - decker1
Tournament #106 - NamikazesHeir
Tournament #107 - loxa222
Tournament #108 - ZeuS-SaSuKe
Tournament #109 - loxa222
Tournament #110 - itachixtsukuyomi
Tournament #111 - ZeuS-SaSuKe
Tournament #112 - Lion_Messi
Tournament #113 - Typ
Tournament #114 - maldea
Tournament #115 - niass
Tournament #116 - itachixtsukuyomi
Tournament #117 - loxa222
Tournament #118 - shend18
Tournament #119 - XxNejixvr
Tournament #120 - voltage-kidd
Tournament #121 - 96niki
Tournament #122 - dark_gaara1
Tournament #123 - sasuke_nunes
Tournament #124 - maldea
Tournament #125 - DecroW
Tournament #126 - faisalkhan10010
Tournament #127 - Lone_Vizard
Tournament #128 - XxNejixvr
Tournament #129 - pierreminato
Tournament #130 - XxNejixvr
Tournament #131 - Dosoro
Tournament #132 - AkatsTobi-San
Tournament #133 - AkatsTobi-San
Tournament #134 - ricardo55147
Tournament #135 - decker1
Tournament #136 - gonaruto-kun
Tournament #137 - fndvdv
Tournament #138 - Shotoken
Tournament #139 - Sasukes-The-Best
Tournament #140 - EduardoGSR
Tournament #141 - khaiz
Tournament #142 - maldea
Tournament #143 - lady_immortal
Tournament #144 - AkatsTobi-San
Tournament #145 - Lady_immortal
Tournament #146 - -Dedek-
Tournament #147 - decker1
Tournament #148 - decker1
Tournament #149 - loxa222
Tournament #150 - Tobi92

Fourth Season
Tournament #151 - PEPENE
Tournament #152 - felipeuzumake
Tournament #153 - marceloere
Tournament #154 - felipeuzumake
Tournament #155 - pedro_513
Tournament #156 - Dastox
Tournament #157 - Viniard
Tournament #158 - Sasukes-The-Best
Tournament #159 - vicauzumaki
Tournament #160 - Ljap_db
Tournament #161 - felipeuzumake
Tournament #162 - decker1
Tournament #163 - Yanguizinho
Tournament #164 - ricardo55147
Tournament #165 - rob400
Tournament #166 - sicario100
Tournament #167 - -Dedek-
Tournament #168 - Flarenox
Tournament #169 - hell_of_sasuke
Tournament #170 - mimaroki
Tournament #171 - cobal
Tournament #172 - loxa222
Tournament #173 - jayjayswords
Tournament #174 - trevor3000
Tournament #175 - Shodaime_Akatsuk
Tournament #176 - rob400
Tournament #177 - BUBBLECHEWs
Tournament #178 - kikivo
Tournament #179 - Jonke
Tournament #180 - EduardoGSR
Tournament #181 - EroShennin94

Magna Shiya | Tag Team Tournaments

Just like normal tournaments, these Tag Team ones are played by elimination, with a different situation: you don't play alone. So for the solitaires players, you better start making friends out there or you won't be able to win nor even play these events. The template for the tag tourneys and more detailed information of each tag team can be found in the following link: Click for template.

Tournament #1 - The Rapists
Tournament #2 - Emo Whores
Tournament #3 - The Kids
Tournament #4 - Revert Team
Tournament #5 - Bieber Lovers
Tournament #6 - Los violadores de abuelitas
Tournament #7 - D Perfection
Tournament #8 - Team Oblivion
Tournament #9 - Straw Hat Pirates
Tournament #10 - Don't make me laugh
Tournament #11 - Pray4Chakra
Tournament #12 - IDGAF
Tournament #13 - Takumi Usui is Perfect
Tournament #14 - Olla Team
Tournament #15 - We Love Emo Girls
Tournament #16 - Cute Peanuts
Tournament #17 - Meta Ubr Power
Tournament #18 - Takumi Usui is Sexy
Tournament #19 - Kyubinaruto
Tournament #20 - Incas Leaders
Tournament #21 - The +41
Tournament #22 - The Immortals
Tournament #23 - Stalkers
Tournament #24 - Only Colombia
Tournament #25 - Old-School Veterans
Tournament #26 - Care Bears
Tournament #27 - Team Demura
Tournament #28 - Team The Immortals
Tournament's #29 - ~MMR~
Tournament's #30 - Idi & Ota
Tournament's #31 - The Nigga Stallion
Tournament's #32 - Team Demura
Tournament's #33 - Team Emos
Tournament's #34 - Aop

-KageBoy- wrote:

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:06

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Magna Shiya | Official Wars

Magna Shiya is known as a clan of love, not war. However, we might be up for one now and then so be prepared, you'll never know when the wolves go out to hunt you down!
The template of the clan wars can be found on the Forums. In case you want your work to be easily done as a special situation of hosting a war then click down here: click for template.

Records: 14 - 7

Magna Shiya | 3 - 2 | Genesis
Magna Shiya | 3 - 1 | Sandai Kitetsu
Magna Shiya | 1 - 4 | ImPact
Magna Shiya | 4 - 1 | Twilight of Spirits
Magna Shiya | 4 - 0 | Aenigma
Magna Shiya | 1 - 3 | Age of Pirates
Magna Shiya | 2 - 3 | Ultimate BR
Magna Shiya | 2 - 1 | The Avengers Ninja
Magna Shiya | 5 - 4 | Age of Pirates
Magna Shiya | 3 - 0 | Toshima
Magna Shiya | 3 - 6 | ImPact
Magna Shiya | 1 - 2 | The Rebirth of Spider
Magna Shiya | 6 - 2 | Alerion
Magna Shiya | 5 - 1 | Ivyaert
Magna Shiya | 3 - 7 | ImPact
Magna Shiya | 2 - 3 | Guaruja
Magna Shiya | 3 - 2 | Gekihatsu
Magna Shiya | 5 - 3 | Asylum
Magna Shiya | 7 - 3 | Age of Pirates

Supreme Championship 3:

Magna Shiya | 4 - 2 | Toshima
Magna Shiya | 4 - 2 | Akatsuki
Magna Shiya | 1 - 4 | Assassins - Hebi Reborn
Magna Shiya | 3 - 2 | Russian Ultimate Sannins
Magna Shiya | 4 - 2 | Six Paths of Sage
Magna Shiya | 0 - 5 | ImPact {Quarter Finals}

SC3 Record:
4 - 2 (Eliminated in Quarter Finals)

-KageBoy- wrote:

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:06

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Q: Why are we here?
A: Magna Shiya has always been a clan looking for new potential to join us. We do not thrive on allowing anyone into our clan just by stats, and/or popularity among others. We simply want members who are committed, loyal, presenting themselves in a good way to others and who show respect to anyone they meet. Magna Shiya is a family, we try to get to know our members, build bonds to make and share memories with.

Q: How does our clan's recruiting system work?
A: Our clan does things in an accordingly way or fashion. We discuss all the matter, take every aspects into consideration, think of all the possibilities/results and we decide on what to do. This clan strives on having and keeping a good image/appearance, this is how members consider us to be a good and top clan that they can reside in.

Q: What exactly are we looking for?
A: We, as a clan, are looking for experienced players who we think that have enough potential to join and bring us to the next level. We do not expect you to consider us because our clan has great gfx or because there's a certain person in the clan, etc. but because you have an actual interest in making the clan better in any possible way you can. Why should we consider you to be a possible recruit/member of Magna Shiya?

Q: How do we recruit members into our clan?
A: Magna is not a clan that lets you in simply because you ask or even by how your profile looks. We expect you to get along and build bonds with our members, keep yourself active either on our Chatbox or our Thread or both, to get yourself known by others. Let us see your personality and we'll decide if you're a person we want in our clan. There is an application on the Recruitment thread for you to fill out. We need to know your past here, and future here. We need to know your past clans, reasons for leaving them, reasons why you want to join us etc.. If we think the application you've filled out is good, then it goes into the voting process. Post your application on our Recruitment thread so that a leader can handle it by posting it on our Forums and members of Magna Shiya will vote yes or no. Then you will expect a private message on whether if you're rejected or accepted. 6 Yes and you are eligible to join, 3 No and you're rejected from joining the family.

Q: The topic of our recruitment is locked. What do you do?
A: If that topic is locked, it can only mean one thing: we are not recruiting. However, we are. To avoid a long list of applicants, we decided to take our recruitment to a more private level. At the moment, you could fill the application you see on the Recruitment thread and send it in a PM to one of the leaders. Being evaluated or instantly rejected, you will be notified.

-KageBoy- wrote:

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:07

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And this is a reserved post.
Just in case the thread catches on fire.

Have funn ~

-KageBoy- wrote:

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:07

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Interesting

Nikhamaru's awesome Showcase deserves a shoutout

Sig/Avy made by Nikhamaru
Winner of:
//-Hoshigama-\\ 1st Tournament
-LR- Sex Tournament #38 : Welcome To The Jungle - Episode 14
Asylum - Survival Exercise #25 and #38
tournament Joooin!!!! : Official tournament of nothingness
TGoD's SD Tourny #3

Posted on July 2, 2012 21:07

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