Domestic violence jokes


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  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:42
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share some jokes with us

Q. Wanna hear a joke?
A. Women's Rights

Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A. Nothing, she obviously doesn't listen. --OR-- A. Nothing, you already told her twice.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Q. Why do women keep their holes so close together?
A. So you can carry them around like a six-pack.

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.

Q. How many battered women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "Cook it in the dark, bitch!"

Q. What's green and in the kitchen?
A. My bitch, and I'll paint her any color I want.

Q. What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A. A woman.

Q. Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?
A. Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud..

Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.

Q. Why don't women need watches?


Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.

Q. What does a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

Q. How are women like bowling balls?
A. You finger them and throw 'em in the gutter, and they keep coming back for more.

Q. What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
A. Einstein's cock.

Q. A motorcyclist hits a woman. Whose fault is it?
A. The woman's. She wasn't in the kitchen. --OR-- The motorcyclist's. What was he doing riding his bike in the kitchen?

Q. What's the biggest problem with being a black woman?
A. There's no kitchen in the back of the bus

Q. What's the difference between my wife and an onion?
A. I didn't cry when I chopped up my wife.
  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:44
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Weren't you the one that make the baby jokes too? And for these jokes. They are highly offensive and made me giggled and nothing else. I hope a mod closes this.
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:45
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Thanks for sharing.
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:46
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I would never risk using these in the prensence of my Gurl.
Lol, im not into sexist jokes but you atleast have a type of sense humor.
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:46
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o_O wow... you got problems...:oh
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:50
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What the hell.. This is so sexist.. funny but rude as F***
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 20:51
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:)) that's to bad here whe talk about teams and strategies you should put it tu fun
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 21:00
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This is kinda funny
But really offensive to woman (sexist)
Btw There are alot of females on this site
and just because someone is a female does not mean that they are always in the kitchen :oh
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 21:00
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Am i meant to laugh? .__.
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 21:05
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XDrag0nX wrote:
Am i meant to laugh? .__.
don't lie.. i knew you laughed at a couple
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  Posted on April 13, 2010 23:24
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OH NO! A female mod. Expect due punishment for such. :oh
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