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Posted on November 7, 2009 21:25

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these lyrics:

It's your birthday today
What does that mean, I guess I'll try to explain
that twenty one years ago on this day
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face

And nine months before that magical day
your dad prob'lly took your mom out on a date
and they were havin' a good time
They were dancin' and drinkin' wine

And when they got home they were horny as hell
and your dad threw your mom down on the bed
and he tore her panties off
and his penis was hard as a rock

And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head
but your dad really wanted to give your mom head
so they formed a sixty nine
And your mom came at least three times

And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
that he forgot to put a condom on
and when he realized his mistake
he had ejaculated and it was too late

Then your mom got pregnant
and your dad started crying
he wanted your mom to get an abortion
but your mom wanted a child

and then nine months later you were born
and then five months later your parents got a divorce.

Song: Birthday Song
Artist: Jon LaJoie

I didn't link you because I wanted you to experience how awkward it was for my mom to read that then share it with my dad.

Posted on November 7, 2009 21:26

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rofl...........this just made me rofl

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Posted on November 7, 2009 21:28

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Lmao pretty funny, Imma show my brother.

Posted on November 7, 2009 21:28

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its the truth in most american families

Posted on November 7, 2009 21:28

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Lmfao

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Posted on November 7, 2009 21:29

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its good well done

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Posted on November 7, 2009 21:30

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LOL...I laughed in real.

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Posted on November 7, 2009 21:30

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Oh wow.... what a lovely thing for your mother to show you. I hope she doesn't plan on playing that for your next birthday...

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Posted on November 7, 2009 21:30

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lmao wow this is just to funny nice song though lmao

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