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  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:25
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deutsche plauderecke sets opfermodus on.


Quote by DRN_Shikamaru,Aug 25 2008, 07:32 PM
[...]we started the DRN_Clan, where we said users either had to tell us why they thought they were DA REALIST or start up an account with DRN in the name. We had some good responses, one of whom (Junyu, if you've heard of him) said he was DA REALIST because he LIVED LIFE TO THE MAX. He was our favourite.

But some people were rubbish and couldn't come up with anything, so instead of being rejected, started up accounts with DRN in the name...

Of course, it could just be my fans. I told people at the time that was who they were XD

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  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:26
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Quote by Noir
deutsche plauderecke sets opfermodus on.


o.o
gerade erst den quackclan gesehn ich joine


fuck the editbutton
Quote by DRN_Shikamaru,Aug 25 2008, 07:32 PM
[...]we started the DRN_Clan, where we said users either had to tell us why they thought they were DA REALIST or start up an account with DRN in the name. We had some good responses, one of whom (Junyu, if you've heard of him) said he was DA REALIST because he LIVED LIFE TO THE MAX. He was our favourite.

But some people were rubbish and couldn't come up with anything, so instead of being rejected, started up accounts with DRN in the name...

Of course, it could just be my fans. I told people at the time that was who they were XD

Sexy Quote by DRN | Silvos x Noir x Some
  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:28
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Ein-mann-clan -->Du darfst nicht rein. ;D

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  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:34
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Quote by Zure
Ein-mann-clan -->Du darfst nicht rein. ;D

Ein-mann-SUB-clan!
  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:34
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Quote by Zure
Ein-mann-clan -->Du darfst nicht rein. ;D

i herd Masturbation causes blindness
Quote by DRN_Shikamaru,Aug 25 2008, 07:32 PM
[...]we started the DRN_Clan, where we said users either had to tell us why they thought they were DA REALIST or start up an account with DRN in the name. We had some good responses, one of whom (Junyu, if you've heard of him) said he was DA REALIST because he LIVED LIFE TO THE MAX. He was our favourite.

But some people were rubbish and couldn't come up with anything, so instead of being rejected, started up accounts with DRN in the name...

Of course, it could just be my fans. I told people at the time that was who they were XD

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  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:36
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u herd rite

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  Posted on September 3, 2008 20:58
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I was joking.
What I'd actually read was a report that listed about six different bad things that will happen if you jerk off too much. But all of the causes had other explanations. Like, your eyesight is bound to suffer if you use exclusively internet-related pr0n a hella-lot, because you'd just be staring at the screen for ages. There was one about you becoming infertile due to your spunk being all thin and rubbish, but if you crack one off every ten minutes, then you're obviously not going to be showering in semen every time. One was back ache, but again, lying down/sideways for a long time/too frequently is probably gonna make your back hurt a tad. I can't remember the others. But the REAL medical sites say its actually good. It reduces the risk of prostate cancer, lowers stress levels (and therefore the risk of all stress-induced medical things as a consequence), helps to clean out the old fluids left in there, releases happiness-hormones (endorphemes or something, I can't remember, biology classes were over for me, what, four years ago?) and can give you an excellent source of protein when you eat it afterwards. Wait...that's not just me is it?



(Note: that was a lie)

Plus, you can use masturbation to train yourself to last longer in the sack. Just don't overdo it, or she'll be forced to give up after her fifth orgasm, and you'll get sod all.

The only drawback I can see is that God may smite you for spilling your seed by making the condom split or the contraception fail. Ironic revenge ftw.
Quote by DRN_Shikamaru,Aug 25 2008, 07:32 PM
[...]we started the DRN_Clan, where we said users either had to tell us why they thought they were DA REALIST or start up an account with DRN in the name. We had some good responses, one of whom (Junyu, if you've heard of him) said he was DA REALIST because he LIVED LIFE TO THE MAX. He was our favourite.

But some people were rubbish and couldn't come up with anything, so instead of being rejected, started up accounts with DRN in the name...

Of course, it could just be my fans. I told people at the time that was who they were XD

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  Posted on September 3, 2008 21:04
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stop speaking english bishes!
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  Posted on September 3, 2008 21:05
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...das stimmt alles bis auf den Schluck-Kommentaaarr...!! >__<;;

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  Posted on September 4, 2008 10:44
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Quote by Hyuga-Clan
SJ war auf dem Konzept von dem Sun Style aufgebaut lol.
Wegen Sub Clan, ich hab echt kein Bock mit allen von euch im selben Clan zu sein. Wir wissen ja wie das enden würde. Ist auch der Grund weshalb ich nix mehr organisiere.
das wird konsequenzen haben.
ichi wird dann einen quack sub clan machen für sich und seine enten und die werden dich fressen! o.o

edit: hab seine clan page gefunden.


echt krank alda
  Posted on September 4, 2008 11:39
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Quote by ryunagashi
Quote by Hyuga-Clan
SJ war auf dem Konzept von dem Sun Style aufgebaut lol.
Wegen Sub Clan, ich hab echt kein Bock mit allen von euch im selben Clan zu sein. Wir wissen ja wie das enden würde. Ist auch der Grund weshalb ich nix mehr organisiere.
das wird konsequenzen haben.
ichi wird dann einen quack sub clan machen für sich und seine enten und die werden dich fressen! o.o

edit: hab seine clan page gefunden.


echt krank alda

NEIDER! ich weiß genau das du joinen willst!
  Posted on September 4, 2008 14:02
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...das stimmt alles bis auf den Schluck-Kommentaaarr...!! >__<;;

selbst das stimmt.
Quote by DRN_Shikamaru,Aug 25 2008, 07:32 PM
[...]we started the DRN_Clan, where we said users either had to tell us why they thought they were DA REALIST or start up an account with DRN in the name. We had some good responses, one of whom (Junyu, if you've heard of him) said he was DA REALIST because he LIVED LIFE TO THE MAX. He was our favourite.

But some people were rubbish and couldn't come up with anything, so instead of being rejected, started up accounts with DRN in the name...

Of course, it could just be my fans. I told people at the time that was who they were XD

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  Posted on September 4, 2008 15:04
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Quote by Noir
Quote by Zure
...das stimmt alles bis auf den Schluck-Kommentaaarr...!! >__<;;

selbst das stimmt.
You gotta be shitn me. ~.~

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  Posted on September 7, 2008 21:51
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plauderecke ist tot .-.
  Posted on September 8, 2008 01:49
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du auch bald... wenn du nix unternimmst