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curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#76 Culmea tehnicii yoga: sati dai un cap in gura de ce esti atat de suparat amice?tot nu ti sa intors nevasta acasa ba da da de asta is suparat o blonda se uita pe teava de esapament. o alta blonda zice ce proasta nu vede ca are geamurile deschse 3 blonde tipau in lift dupa ajutor: deodata una zice sa strige toate simultan si apoi incep:simultaaan,simultaaaan ce vezi cand te uiti prin ochii unei blonde?ceafa made in alfie

fake82 Rank: member Forum Rank: Chuunin Posts: 386 Joined on: December 27, 2008

#77 Doi ardeleni stau de vorba: - Auzi, mai Gheo', daca eu ma culc cu nevasta-ta, cum se zice ca suntem: veri, cumnati, cuscri? - Mai Ioane, eu cred ca se zice ca suntem chit. Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You Bastards!

curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#78 care e diferenta dintre un trandafir si gura lui bula ? trandafiru nu miroase a picioare de femeie. made in alfie

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#79 asta e cea mai tare: copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare: copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi la care un tigan din ultima banca cand e cainele legat

oooooo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 92 Joined on: May 18, 2008

#80 daniiii wrote: asta e cea mai tare: copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare: copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi la care un tigan din ultima banca cand e cainele legat nu m-am prins

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#81 daniiii wrote: asta e cea mai tare: copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare: copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi la care un tigan din ultima banca cand e cainele legat Tare Gluma! • ? Football & Basketball & XBOX 360 Elite ? • <--Clicky ! • Nicks: Claude, Clau. Call me after username if you wanna be rapped. • Me vs. Valy (PB's) • Rom. Team Shop • My Channel - NA Teams • Global Moderator on aHooD • Kyuushi Official Thread • One Year Anniversary on Team Shop !

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#82 curudo wrote: care e diferenta dintre un trandafir si gura lui bula ? trandafiru nu miroase a picioare de femeie. The Best !!! Imi "place" glumele inventate de u +18..

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#83 daniiii wrote: asta e cea mai tare: copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare: copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi la care un tigan din ultima banca cand e cainele legat eu da e bunicica I love the way you cut yourself, aditza <33 ~ from a weird guy named Hom...uhmm no, aaaaa...oh yea, Sonny waz his name. Beautiful eyes ~ by Danut

naruto_2210 Rank: member Forum Rank: Chuunin Posts: 305 Joined on: November 7, 2007

#84 doua cltite mergeau in desert una se impedica si ii sare gemu=)))

fan_naruto Rank: member Forum Rank: Academy Student Posts: 7 Joined on: December 30, 2008

#85 Doua blonde intr-o masina, semaforul rosu, se opresc: - Mamaaa ... vezi ce rosu frumos?! - Da... wow... - Da... uite ce galben fain... - Aha... - Da... uite ce verde frumos... - Da, asta chiar e super... - Aaa... iar rosul ala... l-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem!!

Prince*Itachi Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 69 Joined on: October 5, 2008

#86 Sa va spun un banc sec O gogoasa in desert Tsst Ia sarit crema By me

Villi Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 97 Joined on: May 24, 2008

#87 O blonda sta intr-o intersectie cu o coala de A4 in mana pe care scria AUDI.Un politist vine si ii zice: -Domnisoara ce faceti cu acea coala de hartie in mana?Nu vedeti ca blocati circulatia? -Domnule Politist,sunteti chior?Nu Vedeti? -Ce sa vad domnisoara? -Nu vedeti ca eu conduc un A4?

curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#88 lol bula la scoala -doamna invatatoare pot sa ma duc la baie? -nu bula nu invatatoarea le nu le da pauza in ziua aceea dar cand ajunge la ora de geografie: -copii care este cea mai mare cascada din lume? copiii in cor: - cascada de sub banca lu bula bula facuse pe el made in alfie

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#89 curudo wrote: lol bula la scoala -doamna invatatoare pot sa ma duc la baie? -nu bula nu invatatoarea le nu le da pauza in ziua aceea dar cand ajunge la ora de geografie: -copii care este cea mai mare cascada din lume? copiii in cor: - cascada de sub banca lu bula bula facuse pe el LOL Thx Taha

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#90 curudo wrote: lol bula la scoala -doamna invatatoare pot sa ma duc la baie? -nu bula nu invatatoarea le nu le da pauza in ziua aceea dar cand ajunge la ora de geografie: -copii care este cea mai mare cascada din lume? copiii in cor: - cascada de sub banca lu bula bula facuse pe el double lol My future is not where my dream is... ...Remember, my child: Without innocence the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion & Ocean Soul's nothing but a name... Tournaments Won:5

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