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  Posted on January 9, 2009 12:11
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Culmea tehnicii yoga: sati dai un cap in gura

de ce esti atat de suparat amice?tot nu ti sa intors nevasta acasa
ba da da de asta is suparat

o blonda se uita pe teava de esapament. o alta blonda zice
ce proasta nu vede ca are geamurile deschse

3 blonde tipau in lift dupa ajutor: deodata una zice sa strige toate simultan
si apoi incep:simultaaan,simultaaaan

ce vezi cand te uiti prin ochii unei blonde?ceafa
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  Posted on January 9, 2009 12:47
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Doi ardeleni stau de vorba:
- Auzi, mai Gheo', daca eu ma culc cu nevasta-ta, cum se zice ca suntem: veri, cumnati, cuscri?
- Mai Ioane, eu cred ca se zice ca suntem chit.
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  Posted on January 9, 2009 13:00
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care e diferenta dintre un trandafir si gura lui bula ?
trandafiru nu miroase a picioare de femeie.
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  Posted on January 10, 2009 10:00
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asta e cea mai tare:

copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare:
copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi
la care un tigan din ultima banca
cand e cainele legat
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  Posted on January 10, 2009 15:29
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daniiii wrote:
asta e cea mai tare:

copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare:
copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi
la care un tigan din ultima banca
cand e cainele legat
nu m-am prins
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  Posted on January 10, 2009 19:04
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daniiii wrote:
asta e cea mai tare:

copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare:
copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi
la care un tigan din ultima banca
cand e cainele legat
Tare Gluma!:laugh :laugh :nuts
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  Posted on January 10, 2009 19:48
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curudo wrote:
care e diferenta dintre un trandafir si gura lui bula ?
trandafiru nu miroase a picioare de femeie.

The Best !!!

Imi "place" glumele inventate de u :amazed
  Posted on January 10, 2009 20:03
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daniiii wrote:
asta e cea mai tare:

copii intra la ora..dupa ce se aseaza in banci invatatorea pune o intrebare:
copii cand se culeg cele mai multe fructe din livezi
la care un tigan din ultima banca
cand e cainele legat

eu da e bunicica :amused
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  Posted on January 10, 2009 21:42
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doua cltite mergeau in desert una se impedica si ii sare gemu=))):laugh
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  Posted on January 11, 2009 22:20
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Doua blonde intr-o masina, semaforul rosu, se opresc:
- Mamaaa ... vezi ce rosu frumos?!
- Da... wow...
- Da... uite ce galben fain...
- Aha...
- Da... uite ce verde frumos...
- Da, asta chiar e super...
- Aaa... iar rosul ala... l-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem!!:laugh
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  Posted on January 12, 2009 08:19
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Sa va spun un banc sec
O gogoasa in desert
Tsst
Ia sarit crema
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  Posted on January 12, 2009 08:46
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O blonda sta intr-o intersectie cu o coala de A4 in mana pe care scria AUDI.Un politist vine si ii zice:
-Domnisoara ce faceti cu acea coala de hartie in mana?Nu vedeti ca blocati circulatia?
-Domnule Politist,sunteti chior?Nu Vedeti?
-Ce sa vad domnisoara?
-Nu vedeti ca eu conduc un A4?
:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
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  Posted on January 12, 2009 11:55
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lol
bula la scoala
-doamna invatatoare pot sa ma duc la baie?
-nu bula nu
invatatoarea le nu le da pauza in ziua aceea
dar cand ajunge la ora de geografie:
-copii care este cea mai mare cascada din lume?
copiii in cor:
- cascada de sub banca lu bula
bula facuse pe el
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  Posted on January 13, 2009 15:54
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curudo wrote:
lol
bula la scoala
-doamna invatatoare pot sa ma duc la baie?
-nu bula nu
invatatoarea le nu le da pauza in ziua aceea
dar cand ajunge la ora de geografie:
-copii care este cea mai mare cascada din lume?
copiii in cor:
- cascada de sub banca lu bula
bula facuse pe el
LOL
  Posted on January 13, 2009 15:56
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curudo wrote:
lol
bula la scoala
-doamna invatatoare pot sa ma duc la baie?
-nu bula nu
invatatoarea le nu le da pauza in ziua aceea
dar cand ajunge la ora de geografie:
-copii care este cea mai mare cascada din lume?
copiii in cor:
- cascada de sub banca lu bula
bula facuse pe el
double lol
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