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itachi-UcihaClan Rank: member Forum Rank: Academy Student Posts: 11 Joined on: September 25, 2007

#31 Bula intra in direct la radio. -Bunaziua sunteti in direct. -Bunaziua, am gasit un portovel cu 15.000 $ in el si cu un buletin pe numele de Moise Virgil -Bravo domnu Bula va felicit .Si ce ati vrea sa ii transmiteti ? -As vrea sa ii transmit domnului Moise Virgil o deticatie muzicala!

sharinganstar Rank: member Forum Rank: Jounin Posts: 1959 Joined on: July 15, 2007

#32 ROFLMAO am intrat si eu pe topicul asta si nu era cv amuzant "Pain is something that your opponent gives you when he laugh.". Surprise ! :o3 Owned =3 ! Second Time Owned ! Character Showcase

curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#33 mama lu bula il trimite la magazin sa vada dak vanzatoarea are picioare de porc bula ajunse la magazin studia membrele doamnei si pleca el ajunse acasa -ei avea picioare de porc? -nu mama avea picioare normale ! made in alfie

Prince*Itachi Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 69 Joined on: October 5, 2008

#34 La scoala lui bula: profa:Bula sa faci o tema speciala ,tu o sa faci o prop cu cuvantul jermen Se duce bula isi face tema. A doua zi: profa:Bula ai facut prop? bula:Da doamna profeseara :Un jermen merje de jeam profa:Bv bula e buna profa la toata clasa:Copii pt maine sa faceti cate o prop cu cuvantul jermen bula tu sa faci alta A doua zi ajunge cu corectatul la bula profa:Bula ce prop ai facut? bula:Un jermen merje pe jeam profa:Dar este aceiasi prop cu cea de ieri bula:Nu ca asta-i alt jermen By me

Fizzy-brows Rank: member Forum Rank: Academy Student Posts: 48 Joined on: September 27, 2008

#35 Cica s-a inventat un robot care prinde hoti.In China in 5 min a prins 100 de hoti.In America a prins in 5 min 200 de hoti.In Romania in 5 min s-a furat robotul.

trunks08 Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 174 Joined on: June 14, 2008

#36 mijto gluma this sig is made by alex000 You all will die like the rest but, Remember forever the best

curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#37 un tigan un american si un roman au fost provocati de catre niste tipi sa stee cat mai mult in cocina cu porcul cel gras intra amercanu, dupa 2 secunde iese afara - phiu ce pute porcu asta faza se repeta si cu romanu e randu tiganului intra in cocina dupa o secunda iese porcu afara -phiu ce pute tiganu asta made in alfie

Total_Alchemist Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 58 Joined on: April 25, 2008

#38 Un Jucator de Counter - Strike moare si Dumnezeu il trimite in iad. Dupa 2 saptamani il suna diavolul pe Dumnezeu disperat si ii zice: -Doamne ce miai trimis aici?Nebunu asta mi-a daramat toate cazanele, mi-a omorat toti diavolii, a stins si focul, si tzipa in gura mare UNDE DRACU SE PUNE BOMBA ? ====>>>click here and then voteaza to see the next shippuuden characters

Alex000 Rank: member Forum Rank: Jounin Posts: 1505 Joined on: April 14, 2008

#39 curudo wrote: care e diferenta dintre un frigider si o prostituata? cand bagi ceva in frigider nu urla! la fel compusa de mine tare buna asta...mai compune I love the way you cut yourself, aditza <33 ~ from a weird guy named Hom...uhmm no, aaaaa...oh yea, Sonny waz his name. Beautiful eyes ~ by Danut

Ten-no-Juin Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 196 Joined on: August 10, 2007

#40 Un banc cu trei pureci! Trei pureci si-au facut casele pe un corp . Puricele nr1 trania in cap , puricele nr2 traia intre sani , iar ultimul la (acela al baietilor) . Intr-o zi cei trei se intalnira!! Toti curiosi de cum o duce fiecare au inceput cu intrebarile. Puricele nr2 si puricele nr3 il intreaba pe puricele nr1: -Cum o mai duci fratioare? Puricele nr1: Poi la mine e mereu vant si se rupe iarba. Puricele nr1 si puricele nr 3 il intreaba pe puricele nr2: -Tu cum o duci? Puricele nr2: La mine e cutremur si se zguduie muntii Puricele nr1 si puricele nr2 il intreaba pe puricele nr3: -Pe la tine ce se mai intampla? Puricele nr3: Pe mine ma alearga un mos batran si chel si arunca cu branza dupa mine.

curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#41 e buna gluma bula in armata -bula ce este patria? - nu stiu -esti prost -vasile ce este patria? -patria este mama mea -bula ce e patria? -patria e mama lu vasile si a mea - ce rezulta din asta? -ca sunt frate cu vasile! made in alfie

shino_saske Rank: member Forum Rank: Sannin Posts: 3687 Joined on: February 9, 2008

#42 I: Ce voia sa faca Becali cu valiza cu bani? R: Sa le cumpere bomboane de Craciun celor de la Universitatea Cluj King Of The Bugs - Raccoon Style Founder -co-founder is Flopet NB Friends:Seby, Flopet, Rayo,Rase,Prince, Shika, Alecsx, Alexxs, Baraha,Zanku,k1t,Naru, Tish, Jesse, Cry, Ralf Every Hit I Take Makes Me Stronger. I believe in myself. My Showcase Me vs Jesse

Gaara_Of_The_San Rank: member Forum Rank: Jounin Posts: 1750 Joined on: October 9, 2008

#43 A murit Rihana faimoasa cantareata intr-un accident...nici mie nu imi vine sa cred dar uitate si tu http://ex-gaming.info/rihana.htm Sigless ||Animated Tag by Pjca||don't click here||Clanless Topic Bros: Smiley2, Marian1997,10cri and SxSaSuKeXs Sis:Alicevampire ||POLI TIMISOARA,O singura echipa,O singura iubire!||

curudo Rank: member Forum Rank: Genin Posts: 163 Joined on: October 6, 2007

#44 spam de ce li se spune dinamovistilor spartani? ca nu au decat 300 de suporteri in tribuna! (la fel compusa de mine) made in alfie

minunatu Rank: member Forum Rank: Chuunin Posts: 497 Joined on: April 19, 2008

#45 Nimeni si cu Prost se duc la mare. Nimeni se duce sa inoate, prost ramane sa se bronzeze. La un moment dat Porst nul mai vede p Nimeni si suna la urgente -Ajutor ajutor! se ineaca!! -Cine se ineaca? -Nimeni! -Ba tu esti prost? -Da ma io sunt :))

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