NA weekly enquirer #3 (Where the hell are the stories?)

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:09

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The third brand new, shiny (how is paper shiny?) enquirer!

Pwnzasaur.

Anyways, first, before I get to the newspaper, I got a little something t say

Currently, im thinking of quitting idea of the newspaper. I thought it’d be a great idea, new stories every weeks, and whatever. Yet the plan is failing. I’m not getting any submitted stories. It sucks. So if I don’t get at least 3 submitted stories next week, I’m gonna either skip an issue, or stop altogether. I need stories people. They can be as Yonyon’s was in last week’s, but its gotta have some purpose, whether to make people laugh, inform, etc etc..now enjoy the newspapy

Today’s top story: Predicted next sets of chars

Predicted next sets of chars

The chars just came out a while ago, yet people are already eager for the next set. Currently rumors are spreading of a new character design. No new details, no new top secret information. So only time will tell with that, however it just might be a way to make characters stronger, or maybe a new template (the current one is looking old, like 1980’s old). Anyways, the current thoughts on the next two sets, are:

1st set
Gaara Shippuden
Kankurou Shippuden
Sai
Yamato

The 2nd set’s accuracy will be lacking, due to multiple choices.

2nd set
Oro shippuden
Kabuto shippuden
Yugito (jinchuuriki)
4 tailed naruto/ kakuzu/ hidan (4TN might be added from fans wanting him in, and it’s not a filler char. However, It can also be unlikely, for it being a non-main char. But then again, weird chars are made. Just look at Gaara 2, and Shigure.)

Also, there was a new boost, which I liked the most. The boost to Lee ship. It was a great and well placed boost.

New challenger approaches!

Naruto shippuden finished its fillers (finally) and is now headed back to main plot. But who’s those two new people in it? Kakuzu and Hidan! The immortal dude and the greedy guy. They’re finally making it into the anime. Which makes the anime one step closer to
Spoiler
Asuma’s death
. Also meaning Shika’s getting close to
Spoiler
smoking :P
. And currently in the manga, a huge showdown is about to take place between the 8tailed and sasuke/Juugo/Suigetsu. It did start earlier, but now it’s even more epic. Don’t read the new naruto manga updated every week? Now is the perfect time. Plenty of awesome reading is out now, making you crave the next Friday.

NB true love? [member submitted]

Two members on NB fell in love recently, and actually got to meet each other in real life. They asked to keep their usernames anonomys, so I cannot say their usernames. But they are in love now, with their love of Naruto and other animes. One is aged 17, one is aged 15. They said they’ve been having an internet relationship for a while now, about 15 months, and they actually have met in real life, and are planning a marriage. They truly love each other. Congratz to the two new fiance’s (no idea how to spell that). This was sent in 3rd person to hide clues of who they are.

Not many stories this week. Oh well. Hopefully people read the beginning.

Quote by Lalito

My quote was used without my permission. As a great American, I am suing you for something that doesn't really matter. My people will call your people.

I wasn’t planning on letting lalito gain the position again ,but his quote did pwn, and I didn’t see any other half decent quotes.

Comic of the week.

As cruel as that is, you gotta admit, it made ya laugh

Joke of the week

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. he told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

And to wrap this diaper up, I got a new gfx work, feel free to use.

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Na/NB weekly enquirer #1
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Na/NB weekly enquirer #1
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NA's Weekly enquirer #3

Posted on August 27, 2008 23:09

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firsty post........

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:10

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Great job, good read

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:11

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CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS FTW!!!!!!!!!
sorry, imma read it now

Posted on August 27, 2008 23:13

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cool...first page FTW

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:13

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Quote by xXxBloodxXx

Great job, good read

Posted on August 27, 2008 23:14

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kewl news report and the ub rocks

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:14

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lmao, great job, loved the joke as well

Posted on August 27, 2008 23:16

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I only read this elitist liberal rag for the comics

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:16

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kl ive never heard of diz untill now thx

i enjoyed reading sum of da stuff on here

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:18

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good shit

and i know crap about the manga.who is yugito?

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:20

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Wow... love the idea, I've always been a reader of the news, it's always nice to see people that care about the finer things this world has to offer..

Keep up the great work

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Posted on August 27, 2008 23:23

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...Whoa....And we went to target to get Vaseline for the baby... I NEED TO THROW THAT STUFF OUT

Ashera: You would face me in battle? I need no further evidence of your kind's imperfections. This will hardly be a battle at all. Simply an end. Perish, flawed one.

Posted on August 27, 2008 23:24

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