Chuck Norris


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  Posted on August 19, 2008 00:25
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Ese topico eh pra vcs postarem suas melhoes piadas de Chuck Norris
Lá vai a minha:

Os dinossauros olharam torto para o chuck Norris uma vez.Uma vez


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  Posted on August 19, 2008 00:28
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Chuck Norris furou o olho com uma faca. A faca ficou cega.

Chuck Norris ganha no "Par ou Ímpar" contra o espelho pedindo ímpar.

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  Posted on August 19, 2008 00:31
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Quando Chuck norris quer um ovo ele quebra a galinha


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  Posted on August 19, 2008 01:00
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Chuck Norris apostou com o Super-Man q qm perdesse no queda de braço iria usar uma sunga por cima da rouba;

Chuck Norris qndo pulou na piscina ele não ficou molhado, a água ficou Chuck Norris
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  Posted on August 19, 2008 02:00
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a pulsasão de Chuck Norris é medida na escala ritcher

Chuck Norris não sofre de ataque cardiaco.Seu coração não é idiota de atacá-lo


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  Posted on August 19, 2008 21:34
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up!!!
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  Posted on August 19, 2008 21:36
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chuck norris pwns

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  Posted on August 19, 2008 21:39
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Chuck Noris perdeu a virgindade primerou q seu pai

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  Posted on August 19, 2008 21:41
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deus eh pai , chuck norris eh avô;

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  Posted on August 19, 2008 23:52
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Chuck Norris nao le livro, ele incara o livro até ter as informaçoes

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  Posted on August 19, 2008 23:57
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As lagrimas do chuck norris curam o cancer... Pena que ele nunca chorou

dizem que a fé move montanhas, Chuck Norris abre um sorrisofala: - "E quem move a fé?"

Depois de assistir "O Chamado", o telefone de Chuck Norris tocou: - Sete dias. - Aqui é Chuck Norris. - Desculpe, foi engano.

Chuck Norris fala braile.

so lembro dessas ^^
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  Posted on August 19, 2008 23:58
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DUDES SPEAK ENGLISH!
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  Posted on August 20, 2008 16:13
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hauhauhauahuahuahua muito dahora xD

as melhores q postaraum aki foraum:

Chuck Norris qndo pulou na piscina ele não ficou molhado, a água ficou Chuck Norris (drika)

Depois de assistir "O Chamado", o telefone de Chuck Norris tocou: - Sete dias. - Aqui é Chuck Norris. - Desculpe, foi engano.(exbrokis)

Quando Chuck norris quer um ovo ele quebra a galinha (edbelga)






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  Posted on August 20, 2008 22:32
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Chuck Norris bebeu um vidro inteiro de sonífero. Isso fez ele piscar...

Chuck Norris contou até o infinito duas vezes
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  Posted on August 21, 2008 00:26
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chuck norris num faz flexão ele empuraa a terra

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