Official Riddle Thread - Page 155

I got one.
A man wants to sell you a coin from the Greeks during B.C. times.
The coin has the year 100 B.C. written on it.
With the weird greek number writings on it.
Should you buy it?
Explain why or why not.

I got one.
A man wants to sell you a coin from the Greeks during B.C. times.
The coin has the year 100 B.C. written on it.
With the weird greek number writings on it.
Should you buy it?
Explain why or why not.

No, because it's fake. And I know it's fake because they wouldn't know it's 100 B.C.

To those who don't get it: The "B.C." years are before the birth of Christ. So, 1 B.C. is the year right before Jesus was born, 2 B.C. would mean that there would be two years before Jesus was born, etc. Now, knowing this, how would they know that a man by the name of Jesus Christ would be born in the future? Therefore, how would they know what year it is in B.C. terms? Understand now?

@Mata: Are you mad?

There were plenty of Greeks in the year 100 B.C. And especially coins!

How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?

How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?

Both wrong.

Make Applesauce O.o

I posted this a while back but i am posting it again so deal with it

Too Smart for 1st Grade


A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Little Johnny: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Little Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Little Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Little Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Little Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Little Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: you blow me, you feel good"

Little Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"

Little Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"

Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself